How you wake up with Wade Wilson

You wake to the most horrible noise.  It sounds like screeching metal.  You notice Wade is gone.  You jump out of bed, irritated that you were awakened.  You know Wade has something to do with it.  You leave your bedroom and walk to the where the noise came from.  You turn the corner in the hallway and see Wade seated at the kitchen table.  In his lap is one of his swords and in his hand is a sharpening tool.  He swipes it across the blade of the sword, creating the piercing screech once again.  You press your fingers to your temples.
"Wade."  
Wade whips his head up and sees your angry stare.  "Oh."
You raise your eyebrow and cross your arms.  "Must I take the sword away?"  
Wade jumps up, carefully placing the sword and tool on the table and turns to you.  He grins, walking until he's standing in front of you.  He reaches out and rubs his hands up and down your arms until you uncross them.  You sigh.  
"See?  I put the sword down.  No need to harm it."  
You laugh despite your initial annoyance.
Wade grins, encouraged by your smile.  You try to frown again, but his cheeky grin and beautiful brown eyes are getting to you.
Finally you just reach forward and hug him, catching him off guard.  But then he wraps his arms around you and rests his head against the top of yours.  
"As long as you love me more than your weapons,"  you grumble.  
He laughs and pulls back to look at you.  Leaning down slightly so he can meet your eyes, he cups your jaw with his hands.  "I will always love you, more than any sword, more than any gun, more than any rocket, more than any arrows."  You smile at his words and sincerity.  
"Even grenades?"  you ask.
He grins.  "Ooh...I forgot about those."
You gasp, whacking Wade lightly on the arm.  "Wade!"  
He pulls back and rubs his arm, acting hurt.  "Ow,"  he whines and you giggle.  Suddenly, Wade leans forward, jerking you to him and pressing his lips hard against yours.  You moan into his mouth, surprised by his sudden intensity.  After kissing until you both run out of breath, he pulls away leaving you gasping.  
"Even more than grenades,"  he whispers against your lips.  


Not every super hero is a pleasure to wake up with, but they always make up for itXD
I mostly based this off Ryan Reynolds character in Wolverine, though I didn't watch the movie, so I hope I got his character alright