How Deadpool Wakes Up With You

My eyes lazily trail (y/n)'s leg.  She's laying down on the bed, one bare leg exposed amid the blankets.  She's so beautiful, it almost makes me a little crazy.  Well, more than usual anyway.  I reach out and brush my fingers along her smooth skin, thinking just how lucky I am.  She shifts, smiling.  
"Wade,"  she mumbles.
Is she dreaming about me??  
Nah...she couldn't be, I decide.  But then she moves again, giggling.  "Wade, stop"  she mumbles.  She swats at the air as if pushing away someone.
I grin, turning on my side to face her so I could better watch this. I feel quite pleased I could invade her dreams.  I only wish I was there.
Finally, she stretches out, smiling pleasantly.  Then she opens her eyes and sees me staring at her, a grin on my face.  She returns my look for a minute, still smiling.  Then I lean forward and whisper, "What were you dreaming about?"  
At this she pauses, her eyes widening.  Then a blush spreads over her cheeks, down her neck and stopping at the blankets.  I am half tempted to see if the rest of her is turning red too.  I love that color on her.  It's my color.  
"What did I do?"  she asks in horror.
"Nothing really.  Just...moaned my name...."  I say nonchalantly.
Her face expression is indescribable.  I burst out laughing.  
"Wade!"  she cries.  "It's not funny."
I attempt to straighten my face, but it doesn't work and I just start laughing again.  "I'm sorry,"  I say between gasps.
She sits up, crossing her arms over her chest.  "It was a horrible dream anyway,"  she grunts.
At that, I stop.  "Horrible?"
"Yeah.  You wouldn't stop bothering me.  Kinda like now."
I lean forward.  "I know that's not true.  I saw your smile.  It was a good dream.  I could make it a reality.  I don't like being part of dreams I'm not in,"  I add, voice deepening a little.
She swallows.  "No.  It was horrible."
"Really?"  I lift my mask from my lips, skimming them along her arm, making my way to her neck.  She tries to act unaffected, but I feel her shiver.
"Like this then?"
"Yeah,"  she chokes out.  "Like this."
I nip at her ear and she gasps, pulling away.  "Okay okay!"  she holds up her hands.  "It was a great dream, okay?"  she mumbles.  I grin, satisfied.
"I knew it,"  I say smugly.  "But that still doesn't let you off the hook!"  I lunge for her and she breaks out in squeals, laughing.
"Wade, you're crazy,"  she giggles.
I kiss her.  "But I'm your kinda crazy."
"Yes,"  she agrees, making my heart beat a little faster.  "You are."

A/N:  Not really in character, so I apologize>.<